a vegan, a jew, an emo and an angel enter a bar
they start playing music.
they are fall out boy.
nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga
let that sink in
i thought she was 13
andrew garfield is older than chris hemsworth
where is your god now
The Starkids are older than the Harry Potter actors
WHAT NO THE STARKIDS ARE FIVE
If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all
you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring
Apparently when you are in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not “Fergalicious.”